Lamb Cake Song Lyrics (to the tune of Japanese death metal or whatever)

Pretty, pretty Lamb Cake, I love you
Your eyes are red, but they used to be blue
Pretty, pretty Lamb Cake, can’t you see
What your wool-like frosting does to me?

Chorus:
          Your jelly beans, they look so mean
          You’re a culinary work of art
          My enemies, won’t bother me
          ‘Cause your carrot fangs will tear them apart

My little Lamb Cake, you’re so sweet
Your frosting tail is so good to eat
My little Lamb Cake, nice as can be
Until you go on another killing spree

Bridge:                
          Oh – Lamb Cake plays no games
          All of Tokyo up in flames

Cuddly Lamb Cake wears a frown
Why is Lamb Cake looking down?
He passed away without a sound
His head fell off and hit the ground