Caution: Excessive consumption of Wool-like Frosting has been known to cause sleeplessness, nausea, irratability, headaches, aggressive flatulant syndrome, and occasional pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Wool-like Frosting Ingredient list:

• 4 cups hydrogenated vegatable oil.
• 10 Kilograms (kg) of Pu-239, alpha-phase metal (density = 19.86 grams per cubic centimeter [gm/cc]).
• 1 semi-crapload Perhydrocyclopentanophenanthrene.
• 2 cups Cyclomethicone.
• 52 kg of 94% U-235 (6% U-238) metal (density = 18.7 gm/cc).
• 1 1/2 cups flour.
• Approximately 110 kg of UO2 (94% U-235) at full crystal density (density = 11 gm/cc).
• 2 tsp. granulated sugar.
• Approximately 35 kg of PuO2 at full crystal density (density = 11.4 gm/cc).

Mix all ingredients into a large container, and stir until you achieve the desired texture and faint glow. Lamb Cake recommends wearing eye protection - safety first!

Sure, Uranium makes for an incredibly tasty frosting, but did you know these fun facts?:

Uranium can be prepared by the reduction of uranium halides with alkali or alkaline earth metals or by reducing uranium oxides by calcium, aluminium, or carbon at high temperatures. The metal may also be produced by electrolysis of KUF5 or UF4, dissolved in a molten mixture of CaCl2NaCl. Uranium, high purity, may be prepared by the thermal decomposition of uranium halides on a hot filament.

Uranium has three crystallographic modifications (forms). The alpha (a) phase, or orthorhombic crystal, is stable to 660°C (1220°F); the beta (b) phase, or the tetragonal crystal, exists from 660°C to 760°C (1220°F to 1400°F); while the gamma (g) phase, or the body-centred cubic, stable from 760°C (1400°F) to the melting point.

Uranium is a heavy, silver-white metal resembling nickel. It is pyrophoric when finely divided. It is also malleable, ductile and slightly paramagnetic. Uranium in the finely divided state is attacked by water. In air, the metal becomes coated with a layer of oxide. The metal is dissolved in acids but it is not affected in alkalis. Uranium has sixteen (16) isotopes, all of which are radioactive. Natural uranium (99.2830% by weight 238U, 0.7110% 235U, and 0.0054% 234U) is sufficiently radioactive to expose a photographic plate in approximately an hour.

Uranium has found great importance as a nuclear fuel, where 238U can be converted into fissionable plutonium through the following reaction:

238U(ng)239U ® 239Np ® 239Pu

This nuclear conversion can be brought about in so called “breeder” reactors. However, 235U is of greater importance, as it is the key to the utilisation of Uranium. 235U is so fissionable with slow neutrons that a self-sustaining fission chain reaction can be made to occur in a reactor purely constructed from natural uranium and a suitable moderator (such as heavy water or graphite). 235U may also be concentrated by gaseous diffusion or other physical processes, and then may be used directly as a nuclear fuel or as an explosive. Natural uranium slightly enriched with 235U is used to fuel nuclear power reactors for the generation of electricity.